Fake Practice
the act of pretending to study for a test such as the sat but actually playing sims 3 with all volumes off. usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your sat book closed and your face on the screen. it usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.
-mom walks into room-
mom: what are you doing?
guilty: i-am-just-watching-the-sat-tutorial
mom: that was a fake practice right there. you’re grounded!
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one who enjoys f-cking bakri(sheep) ! bakrichod sala kya phenkta hey !!
- Anglo-Irish
to be of both irish and english blood, used as a way to describe how you identify your race/nationality. me? i’m anglo-irish..my ma is english and my da is irish, therefore i am half and half.
- Belua
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- Beef javerla
someone who eats lots of beef then farts on his hand and has a w-nk with that hand look he just farted on his hand yuck it smells of beef and now he’s jerking off he must be a beef javerla