fake smoker
one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke
-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-oh i get it! because smoking makes you cool
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