fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
1)
ho: “playa you ain’t gettin’ none of this sh-t tonight. scrub.”
pimp: “shut up b-tch, everybody knows yo’ sk-nk -ss been around this city more times than the subway. you about as easy as first grade math cl-ss. don’t fake the deal.”

2)
teddy kgb: “haha! i’ve got the boat! pay up, b-tch!”
matt damon: “sh-t. not again……..wait a minute………i don’t even have any cards yet! you faked the deal!”

3) i thought that 2004 hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 i realized they had really faked the deal.
1) to front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.
1)
josh: “dag playa jenny’s really being a frigid b-tch to you today. i guess things didn’t work out at that party last night.”
dave: “whatever dogg. the real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. then i got her in the -ss last night in the back of a volkswagen. here watch this video.”
(puts video in vcr and presses play)
1 hour later…
josh: “good video…that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. so why dat b-tch gotta fake the deal?”
dave: “i don’t know man. b-tches.”
josh: “b-tches.”

2)
adam: “h-ll yeah b-tch i got the royal flush! i guess i’ll be taking this money now.”
mike: “shut up b-tch. i didn’t even get my cards yet, and neither did you. stop faking the deal.”