Fake WiFi Syndrome


noun. said of a wifi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. a fwfs-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes http 404.
john: yay, free wifi!
steve: don’t select that connection, it has the fake wifi syndrome!

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