Fakeation
a fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you’re out of the office. really, though, you’re in the office, catching up on work.
“that guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up.”
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