Fakefried


a burn that is a result of spending too much time in the tanning bed. this should not to be confused with a sunburn.
jane: “how did you get so sunburned in december?!”

molly: “it’s not a sunburn. i spent too long in the tanning bed and i am fakefried like a beyatch.”

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