fakeittis
a disease thats spreading rapidly especially in girls. when people talk about you behing your back constantly, and then the next day smile up in your face, its very contagious and can be easily spread by fake people
like when your friend of 2 years hanging out with you laughing talking about other girls you guyz dont like then you see and hear her talking bout you with the girl y’all were talking bout yesterday. now you know that girl got that fakeittis diease
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