Floodgate Turd


the floodgate t-rd is a piece of p–p which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
yesterday, i p-ssed a floodgate t-rd and had an endless river of sh-t pour out of my -sshole.

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