faker fans
1. kids/teens (usually girls) that only like a band because they are ‘hawt’ or ‘smexy’. don’t appreciate their music at all. most likely dont even know more than 3 of their songs. often don’t even know their names. yet they still claim to be “mrs. ____ _____.”
example a:
ff:”dayummm who’s that yummy lookin guitar player with the curly hair?”
true fan:”that would be nick…”
ff:”dayummm i’m gonna f-ckk that nick hard.”
true fan:”oh god..not another one of those faker fans.”
example b:
ff#1: “you know the jonas brothers?”
ff#2: “yeah, that old disney band..right? what about them?”
ff#1: “they got hot!”
ff#2: “no way, girl. which one is the hottest?”
ff#1: “the one with the jew fro. i think his name is…err….ned! yeah ned.”
ff#2: “i’m marrying that ned!”
tf: “hey, guys. who is this ned you’re marrying?”
ff#2: “ned jonas!”
tf: “oh god..”
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