fakester

a profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person.

in other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.
hey, man, this kimmie gibbler profile is a fakester.
a person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don’t like something then chances are its legitimately bad. they generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.
“hey did you listen to the new foster the people alb-m? it’s amazing!”
“shut up brian, you’re a fakester your opinion doesn’t matter.”
anybody who buys into the r-t-rded “gangsta” culture of today’s world. people who wear urban, baggy clothes and play loud, terrible music in their cars. even people who actually sell drugs, pimp hoes, are in a gang, or carry around guns, are not real gangsters. real gangsters were italian. these fakesters are people who have no regard for human life, have no self-esteem, and are quite simply detriments to society. somewhere along the line, mainstream culture decided to market these backwards “ideals” as cool and glamorous. so anyone dumb enough to buy into, support, partic-p-te in, or present themselves as such, should be revealed for the brainless fakester that they really are.
man, all these gun-toting little wannabe gangster fakesters ought to all be round up and locked in a large arena that is set on fire and burned to the ground.