faking an uncle tom
when you’ve (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people’s “whiteness” you still do not feel completely comfortable around them
black guy 1: you’ve spent the last 4 day with richard, madison, and olivia! how do you feel?
black guy 2: they are fun, but i’m really starting to feel distant from other black people.
-richard send a video of a failed dab-
black guy 2: “ohhhhhh whyyyyyyyy?”
black guy 1: yeah bro you’re faking an uncle tom
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