Fakkle
a foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. they have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.
kev: i went to the shop to get some eggs, but i dropped them on the way back home. then an ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. as i was grieving, i tripped over paris hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. i landed on her no no zone and got the herps.
shizawa: holy cr-p kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.
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