fakohol


top definition
a drink prepared to look, and even made to somewhat taste like an alcoholic beverage, but is in fact not. often given to a jack-ss to prove stupidity, often resulting in them acting like an extreme frunk.
bill: dude, david is such a d-mn frunk.
ted: what makes you say that, he’s had like 10 of those things man.
bill: yeah, but it’s fakohol, all it is is cranberry juice and diet canada dry!
ted: wow, what a jack-ss

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