falafeled


“f-cked and left for dead”.
this is when your partner has s-x with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are p-ssed out cold.
my gf falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.
when a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having s-x with left some time ago.

origin is the acronym “falfd” meaning “f-cked and left for dead.”
steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

that’s the third guy sheila’s falafeled this week.

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