Falcon Crest
a front-facing tramp stamp. a decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. a falcon crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.
the term references the tv show “falcon crest” which was a popular primetime soap opera from the ’80s about a wealthy family in the california wine industry in the mold of dallas or dynasty – and may imply that the “above-the-p-b-s” location is a little “cl-ssier” than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
on the family’s first trip to the beach, freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law’s bikini.
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