falcon fuck
an extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of captain falcon in super smash brothers. the man runs and leaps in the air towards the b-tch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the b-tch, thus destroying her v-g-n-l cavity. upon performing this manuver, the man screams “falcon f-ck!” caution: this f-ck could be your last.
i was tired of listen to the b-tch whine so i falcon f-cked her. it was the hardest penetration i have ever inflicted.
captain falcon’s aerial grab in super smash bros. can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. must be followed by a simultaneous “yes!” and a pelvic thrust.
player 1: sh-t, i just got falcon f-cked!
captain falcon: yes!
player 1: …
captain falcon: show me your moves.
unsuspecting stranger: ahhhhhhh!
player 1: yes! -runs away-
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