Falcon GT
first, we will start with the best and the most kick–ss australian motorcar ever produced. made in 1971, this car comes it a 351 cleveland v8 (5.8l) and an air intake caleld a “shaker” that sticks out of the bonnet on the holley carby. in it’s day it was known to be the fastest 4-door car ever produced. it is about 400+ hp stock and more torque than bubba in jail-showers could force. this people, was the xy gt.
there was also one called the xy gtho phase 3 which came with all the racing options and a 780 cfm holley and this kicked -ss in bathurst and any tracks you thew at it. all you aussie b–tches stop boning the holden monaros and commodores and get some taste.
there was also a phase 4, but due to governemtn restrictions only 4 were produced. the xa gtho phase 4 would cost about $160,000 australian or so now.
there was also previous phases known as the xw gtho phase 2 in 1970 which also had a 351 clevo (350 hp) and similar stats, and the xt gtho phase 1 in 1969 with a 302 motor. the first 200 has windsors and the last 50 had 351 (300 hp)clevelands.
the 2003-2006 ba gt-p and bf gt-p (2006+) coming up will sh-t on any hsv. it’s torque it way to much for any holden d-ckhead to understand with just as much hp(kw).
hmm lets see, falcon gt = 5.4l v8 quad cam, 32 valve and plenty of headroom for bor(e)ing vs a holden 5.7l v8 pushrod engine….commodres gonna become end of line soon you holden wh-r-s! how are they good??
fanboy – “oh, my vz holden hsv sh-ts on any gt-p man.”
real world – “ok, let’s take it on the hume highway b!tch in my bf falcon gt-p.”
fanboy – “ermm, no, i still have to fix up that oil leak i got in the motor because holdens are sh-t and i hit my knee on the door and it’s technically a write off because the airbag went off and blew up the seat because they go off randomly and the materials of the car are made to last a month”
real world – “ha ha ha” =d
car built to keep gay men from driving holdens, chevy’s, and pontiacs.
real men are generals men.
look at all the falcon gt’s parked outside the pub! oh wait… it’s a gay bar.
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