Falcon Smash


when you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you’re flappying a wing
bob: yo dave next time you jerk off don’t use your hand totally over rated you need to falcon smash that sh-t

dave: how?
bob: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

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