fald
a mix of fat and bald, the general middle aged male, often said by mistake.
as my boyfriends cleverly said;
“because my dads fald…”
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the act of four or more family members getting together and splitting up by gender, the males then bang on the women’s -sses and b–bs until the women begin to bleed from the -n-s. then, the man licks up the blood and everyone returns to normal activities. sister: i’m bored, what do you want to […]
- fartstorm
the unfortunate long-term release of noxious g-sses from one’s -sshole. jim: “did you happen to see if we’re out of–oh jesus! that’s f-cking awful!” matt: “what?!” jim: “your -ss is a veritable fartstorm today!” matt: dude get over it! a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none […]
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when a hairy v-g-n- is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the v-g-n- looks like two lips and a beard. gee sally your v-g-n- looks like a screaming mongolian. xiao fang
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when you take a screen shot of a text message to post on the internet or send to a friend via email or mms. i’m sending you a drunk scrext from last night.
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can be a verb or a noun or an adjective, used to describe something that belongs to you or something you really want to do or basically anything you want it to refer to. also used to describe shady behavior or someone who is annoying you or a girl/guy that makes it obvious they want […]