fartstorm
the unfortunate long-term release of noxious g-sses from one’s -sshole.
jim: “did you happen to see if we’re out of–oh jesus! that’s f-cking awful!”
matt: “what?!”
jim: “your -ss is a veritable fartstorm today!”
matt: dude get over it!
a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. a milder version of a sh-t storm.
“we had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time.”
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