Fallopian Hard-on
when a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly l-sts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. it is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to sp-wn cute children. this feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.
that girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a european and drive a car worth less than $500. she must be sporting a fallopian hard-on.
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