Falls City


worst sh-thole in texas
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpr-nouncable last names
gnarly guys
ugly -ss dyk-s
fed home grown corn

not to mention their mascot is a beaver

dam the beavers
a typical falls city conversation
“hey lets go braid our hair”
” sorry im goin to have s-x with my cousin jim hojiswallor”
” ok well ill just go try to spell my last name”
best f-cking place on earth always kicks -ss in sports based on great morals and is the most american town in texas
“hey did u hear that falls city always kicks -ss”
yep

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