Falls Lake
population (per sq in): holidays-7,128.5
avg summer day- 831
winter-4
location: northern raleigh, nc
description: falls lake is a lake in north carolina that was built in the 1970s. it has gorgeous natural scenery and is the source of raleigh’s drinking water. the swim beaches are widely used during the summer as outdoor toilets and public landfills. most campgrounds are put to use as outdoorsy brothels and saloons.
natural species include but are not limited to: gray squirrels, white tailed deer, bald eagles, foxes, rabbits, illegal aliens, cadavers, convicts
man: “hey hun, where should we vacation this summer?”
wife: “oh, falls lake!”
man: “awesome, that’s cheap, close and affordable! plus i don’t feel inclined to dispose of my trash properly while i’m there!”
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