when someone writes an autobiography and lies in it to make them look better.
girl: wow. i never knew steve jobs was such a nice person until i read his autobiographical journal.
guy: oh he was just fallumpeling. none of that stuff was true.
not to be confused with a very common other fantasy game, draftkings, but this is a very exact copy of the fantasy league draft kings. only the name was changed. “hey did you hear i made $2m yesterday on draft kings?” “oh yeah! fanduel is awesome, i love it!”
- fast hands
someone who can jerk his d-ck off at extreme speeds emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty george: yeah, because i got those fast hands buddy
someone who is a dork, wears a fedora and is adorable. if not a dork fedorable patrick stump is so freaking fedorkable!!! via giphy
regionalism pentru cana. vas cu toartă care servește pentru a bea sau a scoate lichide dintr-un vas mai mare. adu-mi o finje de apa.
- foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo
a way for gay people in the military to contact other gay people in the military that they like them. hey foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo, wanna hang out.