false 9
a guy or girl who looks really fit in the low light of the club. but when the lights turn up his/her poor skin reveals them to be a munter.
in contrast to the out and out fitty, who is generally attractive whatever the lighting.
i thought sandy was pulling an out and out fitty but she ended up being a false 9
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