False booking
when you someone on fb or ms talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having…and then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable….
yvette: so how did your night out with lisa go
crissy: omg!!! she looked like a lot of fun on fb, but she was totally misserable. not sure she even knows how to be happy…
yvette: yeah, i’ve i run into a few “false bookers” myself.
crissy: “false booking” is so misleading
yvette: oh look!!! her “life is amazing today”
creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.
moe: did you hear that johnson’s friend abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from italian sp-ce program?
lester: no way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.
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