false crowd


when the human line up in the surf zone is full of non-surfers. it may appear as though the peak or surf spot is crowded when in reality its full of kooks, posers and beginners. in this situation an experienced surfer will be able to catch as many waves as they want.
hey johnny, there’s a false crowd at the inlet, let’s get out there!

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