False Start Shower
when one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a sh-t, so they turn the shower off.
guy 1: dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
guy 2: no man, i forgot to take a sh-t before i hopped in.
guy 1: oh! just your good ‘ole false start shower. i am good for at least 1 a week.
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