False Stat Guy


an individual who provides false or otherwise unreliable information that is taken as the truth by their -ssociates. this false information is then proven to be in fact false by one of the -ssociates in a socially embarrasing situation that will cause angst towards the supplier of that erroneous information.
chris told me that liam neeson was in the movie willow, i took this information as fact and when discussing the topic later i was made to look like a fool. he is truly a false stat guy.
one who provides, knowingly or unknowingly, incorrect information, confidently as if it where fact. the false information is then backed up by some magnificent (fict-tious) source of origination.

anyone who is not chuck norris.
mr. miyagi always told daniel-san that ford mustangs are for 16 year-old girls, according to a double blind study done by seventeen magazine. daniel-san called mr. miyagi a false stat guy since bad-ss bobby (from the cobra kai dojo) drives the automatic v8 gt model.

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