Falsepoop [Noun]
falsep–ps are both a feeling and a phenomena. they may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megash-ts. but these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. when you do finally sit down and force that motherf-cker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. what you have here sir or madam, is a falsep–p.
falsep–p noun “there i sat so broken hearted, but twas falsep–p; i had and just barely sharted.”
person 1: man, i can’t believe i sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false p–p.
person 2: i held my false p–p in, i looked kinda dumb for a minute, but i’m good.
person 3: hold on, i think i’m having a false p–p right now, nope i’m sharting.
person 4: how is this not a crazy sh-tstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false p–p?
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