falshartto
the term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible -ss rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. the falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. a falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.
i ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in english cl-ss today.
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