fam goon
a man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. his neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by isis and thinks n-body knows. often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.
person1: hey, look it’s ice tea
person2: where ?
person1: over there by the salami shop
person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him
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