Family Crisismess


this has two distinct phases:

phase one optimism
incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the “season of good will” has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

phase two realisation
that same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that n-body kept the peace after all.
last time aunty doris came for christmas she didn’t leave until march because of the family crisismess

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