family whipped
a case where an independent adult (usually early 20’s) is still under the command of their family’s every request. like “p-ssy whipped”, they will often ditch their friends to help their family complete the most trivial tasks.
cam: hey steve, are you still coming out tonight for drinks with me and rick? apparently lots of fine ladies are coming!
steve: sh-t, i cant man, my dad wants me to help him move some wood out of the garage
rick: man that guy is family whipped
amy: hey steve, my parents are out for the night, wanna come over 😉
steve: i’ll have to p-ss, i need to give my mum a foot m-ssage
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