Fantasia Barrino
a ugly -ss lady who won the third season of american idol, but she has no talent what so ever and looks like a man with her short -ss hair is uglier then a monkey who got hit in the face by a train, has big -ss lips which look like two sausages glued to her face, and when she sings she sounds like a cat in a washing machine.
fantasia barrino sucks music wise, is ugly as h-ll, didnt deserve to win american idol and if you hear her name for the first time it sounds like fantastic barrito
an american idol who should:
(1) not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) not wear shoes to her performances
(1)ryan seacrest: “we’ll announce who’s cut…” (hands mic to fantasia)
fantasia: “after the commercial… the break and all that good stuff”
(2) “i broke my shoe!”
proof that voting on american idol is obviously rigged. this ugly -ss chimpanzee-looking woman is by far the worst singer in america. when she cries, more water than niagara falls flows down her face. her lips give the impression that she overdosed on collagen injections. this ugly fat can of busted biscuits can not sing and only won the contest because she is a single black mother. whenever she sings she sounds like a cat being strangled to death and throws her fat -ss all over the place. who knew jeans could fit over an -ss that big? if she had not have won, she and “the revs” al sharpton} and jesse jackson} would have used the oldest excuse in the book, racism. simon cowell, randy jackson, & paula abdul all must have been on drugs when they sent fantasia’s fat -ss to hollywood.
fantasia barrino singing: “yaaaaayaaaaayaaaayaaaaaayaaaaaa” (throws self around like someone having a seizure” “yaaaaaayaaaaayaaaayaaaayaaaaaaa”
brilliant, outstanding, beautiful and a fabulous singer, very talented and have a lot of haters.
the first hater that wrote a definition has issues of her own and need treatment bad, cuz she is a true hater.
fantasia barrino is a talented singer who won the third season of american idol fair and square. she is a beautiful, soultry singer who has alot talent and can sing the newspaper to you and it would sound good. please don’t pay any attention to the haters and pimp daddy dollars!
fantasia barrino’s “truth is’ is a good song to listen to.
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