family with benefits
family with benefits is pretty much like incest, where two family members who have a s-xual relationship and has s-xual intercourse without being emotionally involved.
micah – did you know that eric encountered a family with benefits with his mom? everyone is talking about it at school!
jai – really? that’s pretty gross
similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. the relationship is f-cked up, but it works… somehow.
“did you hear mary slept with paul and rob last weekend?”
“d-mn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!”
family members, with s-xual benefits. popular in pennsylabama and pennsyltucky with inbreds.
mother: hey son, wanna bl-wj-b.
son: cool. family with benefits.
father: let me git the video camera.
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