Familyzilla
the family blames the bride for all the drama, but the family cannot put past grudges aside for the sake of the bride and her groom. a familyzilla is one that just waits for the bride to make the tiniest mistake so they can call her bridezilla, when in actuality they are the ones acting like two year olds in a temper tantrum.
bride: “geez, my family is being a bunch of jerks. they said they won’t come to the wedding, and they keep hounding me about my relationship with my dad. they keep telling us to elope so they won’t have to see him face-to-face.”
friend: “they can’t put aside their differences and they’re blaming you; sounds like you’ve got a familyzilla on your hands!”
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