famping
1 – the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as “eating face”, but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd “dry noises” and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend’s couch.
2 – derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.
3 – word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.
caution: never famp, ever. side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one’s peers.
“ew, what were shirley and blake doing in the movies last night?”
“oh, ignore them, they were just famping.”
“yo, shirley looks hot, i’d tap that.”
“gross man, everyone knows shes a famp.”
“shirley was being such a stuck-up b-tch at dave’s party on sat-rday.”
“yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us.”
“fake” camping. renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or “up north”. not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered “vacation”.
my friends and i are going famping this weekend
Read Also:
- Lagerlie
the art of creating a whole new alias and story to go with it when your out on the lash. having every detail perfected and being able to convince people it’s true. i told this bird a belter of a lagerlie the other nite! my name was brad and i was a pro surfer dude!
- Skizzed Out
to be tweaking to a major degree. to be jacked up on caffiene or other stimulants. possibly to a worrysome point. how much coffee did that kid have? he was mad skizzed out.
- ganguage
(gang language) words commonly used by gangs. usually abbreviated real words with multiple double letters acting as code to the “homies”. i.e. dubbin’ (ridin’ on 20’s) , fo’ shizzle (for sure), ipizzle (ipod), etc. my coworker uses ganguage on facebook to distinguish locations of secret parties.
- Shittin' Kittens
to be surprised or appalled. when tony said he won fifty bucks, i was nearly sh-ttin’ kittens! verb 1) to be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it. 2) to find yourself in a strange or frightening situation. 1) when jenny gave me a blumpkin i started sh-ttin’ kittens. (pardon the pun). […]
- Laggy Jackie Chan
when your computer is going extremely laggy while watching videos or playing games -while watching a video- d-mn jonathan that’s a mean case of laggy jackie chan