Famtroll
acronym for “family troll or “family trolling”.
used when a family member (usually a parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, or some other older generation family member) posts something online, usually on facebook or other social network, that pertains to you in an embarr-ssing or disapproving manner.
posts are almost always linked to you or on a thread in response to something you posted. famtroll posts usually consist of an embarr-ssing picture of you as a baby and referring to you as “my little boy/girl”, disapproving responses to your posts, or telling how much they “wuv you shooo much my little (childhood pat-name)!” on your profile page.
this usually stems from older generations’ inability to understand how the internet works on a social and human interaction level, as well as your stupidity to have your mother/father/grandparent as your friend on facebook.
steve (via facebook status update): oh sh-t! i finally hooked up with that insanely hot milf from the bar last night! win!
steve’s mom (via facebook): uhhh… we have to talk about this. you shouldnt be posting stuff like this on the internet. and what did i say about posting swear words! luv u, xoxoxoxoxox -mom
steve (via facebook): omg mom, wtf?! are you kidding me right now?!
hank, steve’s friend (via facebook): hahahahaha!!!! famtroll’d!
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