fan light
when you don’t m-st-rb-t- and eat only taco bell for two months saving your load then j-zz and sh-t on a girls face then dry it with a fan or light (where fan light comes from)and make a dry’d j-zzy sh-t mask and she then peels it off and gargles all of it then swallows and vomits it back onto your d-ck and repeats untill there is no more left.
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