fancy feast
when a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the v-g-n- with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. this is a fancy feast for the male. bon appet-t!
nathan: guess what i just did?
elner: what?
nathan: dude, smell my breathe!
elner: woah! you definitely had a fancy feast.
nathan: yeah! with your mom! boy can she cook!
common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. of little or no relation to the cat food.
cyndi lauper says, “oh, girls just wanna have fun…”
you reply, “fancy feast!”
jim henson says, “kermit the frog was meant to be black.”
you reply, “fancy feast!”
mark says, “me and danny are going on a s-xual date.”
crystal replies, “fancy feast!”
common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. of little or no relation to the cat food.
cyndi lauper says, “oh, girls just wanna have fun…”
you reply, “fancy feast!”
jim henson says, “kermit the frog was meant to be black.”
you reply, “fancy feast!”
mark says, “me and danny are going on a s-xual date.”
crystal replies, “fancy feast!”
taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your s-xual partner
my girlfriend ate a big bowl of my “fancy feast” last night
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