Fandangler


a male reproductive organ
his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.
a perpetrator of one-upmanship.
a “fandangler” shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in cl-ss, shared a study guide with the cl-ss, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.the fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

john emails out a helpful study guide to his med school cl-ss, and gunner jane immediately fires back with another email to the cl-ss containig a “better” study guide.
invented by a man known only by the name bretzky, this is the method of taking a bong rip and holding it in your lungs while you consume a full beer and then exhailing only after the whole beer is finished.
here’s the beer and here’s the bong. now do a motherf-cking fandangler, dummy.

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