Fangirlitis
a disease that’s contracted when one is near a large crowd of fangirls (but said person has a higher chance of getting the disease is the fangirls are fangirling) symptoms include: hearing loss, headaches, confusion, and sometimes becoming a fangirl yourself. you can also fight the disease by running away or befriending a fangirl so that you become used to seeing and being exposed to this sort of thing (however, this doesn’t work for everyone)
-nearby crowd of fangirls approaches, letting out blood piercing screams-
-joe starts to run-
alex: joe! where are you going!?!
joe: i don’t want to get fangirlitis!
-alex soon realized, that her friend isn’t infected with fangirlitis and chases after him like a blood thirsty hound-
#fangirl #disease #fangirling #terror #contagious
(noun) ; a sickness contracted after being in a large area/stadium/arena full of fangirls. not fatal but extremely sucky. symptoms include; sore throats, soreness of legs, headaches and drowsiness.
dude, after that concert i got fangirlitis! my throat hurts and everything.
#fangirl #fan #concert #sore throat #sickness
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