fanicure


n. a bikini wax (not us). a slang term used for when a women visits a beauty salon for a bikini wax. it’s made up of the uk word ‘f-nny’ (v-g-n-) and a suffix ‘cure’ taken from other salon treatments.
beautician: ‘how can we help you today, madam?’

client: ‘i’ll have a manicure, a pedicure and a fanicure please.’

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