fanny bloom


a female, not that attractive but enough “sweet” or “cute” features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. may have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, french, etc.)
“when i came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, i was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the cl-ss that year. f-nny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade.”

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