fanny bulge
the growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens’ dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.
“i must have put on weight because i can’t seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore….but then again i didn’t have my f-nny bulge all those years ago!”
the bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. i.e lisa riley (uk) has a m-ssive grim f-nny bulge.
my nickers dont fit any more
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