fanny clap
where a v-g-n-‘s lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large p-n-s has been withdrawn at some huge speed.
a kind of v-g-n-l sonic boom. you need d-mn big flaps to make a full f-nny clap.
dude: “what da f-ck was that, woman!?”
chick: “d-mn m-th-f-cka! you took you d-mn d-ck out too fast for me, that was my f-nny clap n-gg-!”
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