fanny licker


a f-nny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long p-ssed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!
grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
grannie: no darling, i take my little f-nny licker to bed these days, he’s better than grandad!
someone who is extremely dumb… and licks fannies.
you are such a f-nnylicker.
to be “sucking up” to someone which is met negatively by fellow individuals and brand you a f-nny licker.
he was a right “f-nny licker” with the boss today, to get a rise.

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