fanny pack
a purse tied around the waist with a buckle.
wearing the f-nny pack is socail suicide
a pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.
frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his f-nny pack.
a bag worn around the waist by people who think it is still 1990.
hey, your mom called and she wants wants her f-nny pack back.
a gross invention of the 1970’s in which one would store essential items like:
hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sungl-sses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby.
the items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circ-mstance, velcro.
tiffany: “girl, can you hold my condoms in that f-nny pack until after the roller coaster?”
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sandy: “the strap on my f-nny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of pastor thomas.”
1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/b-tton of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called ‘f-nnypack’ because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) f-nny (see american usage… or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the f-nnypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it’s usual appearance)
2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region
1. “timmy,we’re going to disneyworld today, so put on your f-nnypack”
2. “d-mn that dude/chick has one h-ll of a f-nnypack”
“a pack used to hold items below the waist, can be confused with saggy b–bs”
hey man, that’s a sick f-nny pack
or b-tt pack
a small pack worn around the waist
f-nny packs were very popular in the 90s.
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