fanny packing
the act of storing items that one would put in a f-nny pack up the -ss of ones self and/or in some cases the -ss of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)
yourself:
“$7.50 for a beer?! f-ck that! i’m f-nny packing one in!”
another:
jon: “what do you mean you lost your car keys?”
jamie: “me and my girlfriend were f-nny packing last night and i haven’t seen ’em since.”
the act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your f-nny pack while having s-x. the app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.
i was f-nny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.
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